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Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them. - Steve Martin Quotes

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

American Comedian Funny

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot. - Steve Martin Quotes

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.

American Comedian Art Funny

By expressing his heart, anger and joy, Richard Pryor took comedy to its highest form. - Steve Martin Quotes

By expressing his heart, anger and joy, Richard Pryor took comedy to its highest form.

Anger

When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well... - Steve Martin Quotes

When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well...

It was so sweet backstage, you should have seen it: The Teamsters were helping Michael Moore into the trunk of his limo. - Steve Martin Quotes

It was so sweet backstage, you should have seen it: The Teamsters were helping Michael Moore into the trunk of his limo.

Just to be on the front row here is a bit of a prize in itself. - Steve Martin Quotes

Just to be on the front row here is a bit of a prize in itself.

Boy, those French: They have a different word for everything! - Steve Martin Quotes

Boy, those French: They have a different word for everything!

American Comedian Funny Short

There was a time in my life when I was very interested in relationship psychology. Relationships end, but they don't end your life. But people do often spending more time finding out about failed relationships than finding successful ones. - Steve Martin Quotes

There was a time in my life when I was very interested in relationship psychology. Relationships end, but they don't end your life. But people do often spending more time finding out about failed relationships than finding successful ones.

Life

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. - Steve Martin Quotes

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.

American Comedian Chaos Funny

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin Quotes

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

Disease Funny Quote of the Day Short

We've taken what was just once a racetrack and made it a multifaceted gaming destination for the entire region. - Steve Martin Quotes

We've taken what was just once a racetrack and made it a multifaceted gaming destination for the entire region.

I gave my cat a bath the other day. . .they love it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, if was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that. . . - Steve Martin Quotes

I gave my cat a bath the other day. . .they love it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, if was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that. . .

It's almost as if someone took a saltine cracker, crumbled it and threw it in the air. These casinos were barges, on the water, and they were destroyed. - Steve Martin Quotes

It's almost as if someone took a saltine cracker, crumbled it and threw it in the air. These casinos were barges, on the water, and they were destroyed.

When we started building out here, we knew this was where we were headed. After we built our first one, we realized a lot of our custom homes would have qualified for Built Green. Some of it's the quality of work, some of it's what the market entails for this type of home: It's what the buyers expect. - Steve Martin Quotes

When we started building out here, we knew this was where we were headed. After we built our first one, we realized a lot of our custom homes would have qualified for Built Green. Some of it's the quality of work, some of it's what the market entails for this type of home: It's what the buyers expect.

We're going to look at it again in June, we just want to make sure we when we do increase purses we can sustain it, we wouldn't want to have to go back once we increase it. - Steve Martin Quotes

We're going to look at it again in June, we just want to make sure we when we do increase purses we can sustain it, we wouldn't want to have to go back once we increase it.

Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke - Steve Martin Quotes

Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke

Art

We are just happy that we are here in Brazil and that this was a good ending. - Steve Martin Quotes

We are just happy that we are here in Brazil and that this was a good ending.

I think when the movie `Roxanne' came out, which I also had written, I felt something new that I never felt, which was respect. - Steve Martin Quotes

I think when the movie `Roxanne' came out, which I also had written, I felt something new that I never felt, which was respect.

A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true - Steve Martin Quotes

A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true

Truth

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies. - Steve Martin Quotes

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.

American Comedian Funny Movie

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. - Steve Martin Quotes

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

Funny Humorous Short

I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal - high enough so you can look up her dress - Steve Martin Quotes

I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal - high enough so you can look up her dress

Woman

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Steve Martin Quotes

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin Quotes

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

American Comedian Funny Hate

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper. - Steve Martin Quotes

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

American Comedian Funny

Love is a promise delivered already broken. - Steve Martin Quotes

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

American Comedian Funny Love

I believe in eight of the ten commandments; and I believe in going to church every Sunday unless there's a game on - Steve Martin Quotes

I believe in eight of the ten commandments; and I believe in going to church every Sunday unless there's a game on

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was. . . a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Steve Martin Quotes

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was. . . a large Arctic region covered with ice.

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that. - Steve Martin Quotes

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.

American Comedian Funny Short Woman

I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic region covered with ice. - Steve Martin Quotes

I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic region covered with ice.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. - Steve Martin Quotes

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

American Comedian Funny

Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy. - Steve Martin Quotes

Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy.

American Comedian Funny Money

The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what you do when you are ready and acting is what you do when someone else is ready. - Steve Martin Quotes

The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what you do when you are ready and acting is what you do when someone else is ready.

American Comedian Funny

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin Quotes

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.

American Comedian Funny Love

These times are much franker. For example, in the first movie we have to assume that the daughter and the son-in-law who got married were lovers before they got married. That could never have been in the '50s. - Steve Martin Quotes

These times are much franker. For example, in the first movie we have to assume that the daughter and the son-in-law who got married were lovers before they got married. That could never have been in the '50s.

There are some people that will not pick up a phone and call you, but if you knock on a door and talk to them, they'll talk back to you, - Steve Martin Quotes

There are some people that will not pick up a phone and call you, but if you knock on a door and talk to them, they'll talk back to you,

There was a point when I was around 14, - Steve Martin Quotes

There was a point when I was around 14,

I would have felt a little funny if another actor was playing this role. - Steve Martin Quotes

I would have felt a little funny if another actor was playing this role.

We are comfortable, collectively, that those 12 [shootings] are related. - Steve Martin Quotes

We are comfortable, collectively, that those 12 [shootings] are related.

I just brush it off and try to make a joke about it. Over the years it's been interesting. - Steve Martin Quotes

I just brush it off and try to make a joke about it. Over the years it's been interesting.

I'm surprised even now that I was aware of things like that at that age. I don't know why. But I decided I would just rather not do them. So I quit for a while. - Steve Martin Quotes

I'm surprised even now that I was aware of things like that at that age. I don't know why. But I decided I would just rather not do them. So I quit for a while.

a pile of near-misses. - Steve Martin Quotes

a pile of near-misses.

[On his breakthrough 1977 album] Let's Get Small, ... There's a million people onstage and everything's moving real fast and you can't understand a word they say but it doesn't matter and you just sit there and go, 'Wow! Look at the (breasts)! I'll bet there's 57 (breasts) up there!' - Steve Martin Quotes

[On his breakthrough 1977 album] Let's Get Small, ... There's a million people onstage and everything's moving real fast and you can't understand a word they say but it doesn't matter and you just sit there and go, 'Wow! Look at the (breasts)! I'll bet there's 57 (breasts) up there!'

Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty. - Steve Martin Quotes

Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.

American Comedian Business Funny

Lots of women are getting involved. They're not satisfied just being passengers anymore. - Steve Martin Quotes

Lots of women are getting involved. They're not satisfied just being passengers anymore.

Women

Claire is actually younger in life than the role calls for, but her emotional knowledge continued to astound me. There was never any uneasiness between us in any of the delicate scenes we had to do. - Steve Martin Quotes

Claire is actually younger in life than the role calls for, but her emotional knowledge continued to astound me. There was never any uneasiness between us in any of the delicate scenes we had to do.

It eventually appeared to be me, cinematically. When I was writing it I was actually an author, you know, writing a book. ... But there certainly is a difference in energy between a younger man and an older man. - Steve Martin Quotes

It eventually appeared to be me, cinematically. When I was writing it I was actually an author, you know, writing a book. ... But there certainly is a difference in energy between a younger man and an older man.

That's a device. I like to think about it as a little bit of a mystery ... the director describes it as a statement of authorship. It's kind of a sophisticated concept, but I like to think of it almost as my character looking back intellectually, but not at an advanced age. - Steve Martin Quotes

That's a device. I like to think about it as a little bit of a mystery ... the director describes it as a statement of authorship. It's kind of a sophisticated concept, but I like to think of it almost as my character looking back intellectually, but not at an advanced age.

I just think they should get a fair shake. They didn't. They didn't have the rights regular criminals get. - Steve Martin Quotes

I just think they should get a fair shake. They didn't. They didn't have the rights regular criminals get.

I'm happy with how the day has gone and we've made positive steps forward each time I've gone out. My lap times have also been good and consistent from the outset, so it's good to be on the pace and feeling back at full health and fitness to really 'ride' the bike. - Steve Martin Quotes

I'm happy with how the day has gone and we've made positive steps forward each time I've gone out. My lap times have also been good and consistent from the outset, so it's good to be on the pace and feeling back at full health and fitness to really 'ride' the bike.

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